Roseyland

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Do you see this picture of a cute animal known as a squirrel? They are evil. There is this tree that towers over my bedroom, and currently the tree is producing massive amounts of acorns. The squirrels are delighting in running through the tree and knocking the acorns onto the roof above my bedroom. The other night it was so loud the cat and I had to search the condo at 3am to ensure no one had broken in. The next day, I was watching the squirrels in the tree, and I swear one of them threw an acorn at me. I used to like squirrels. I used to think they were cute. Now I know the truth, they are evil, and they are out to torment me.