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Well, it looks like I have successfully survived NaBloPoMo 2009. I hope you didn’t enjoy my blog too much, because I don’t think I’ll be posting again for at least a couple weeks. All in all, it wasn’t that bad, and I’m glad I did it, but it was definitely a challenge to make sure I left time for blogging every day. Here is what I learned:

• When I’m in a time crunch, the first thing I cut out is sleep. This is not a terrific strategy.
• If you are looking to buy an artificial Christmas tree, you should do so before Thanksgiving, they seem to be popular this time of year.
• The same goes for those miniature Starbucks cup Christmas tree ornaments.
• The previous two list items have very little to do with NaBloPoMo.
• Onedadslife’s experimental physics skills are somewhat lacking.
• I can blog from my iPhone.
• Epcot needs an India pavilion. Yeah, um, I didn’t get around to blogging about this, but I wanted too.
• The best way to save time blogging is to write shorter post, and lots of times they are better that way.

That’s it. I learned nothing else. I wish I could say that my writing has improved significantly, but it hasn’t. I also wish I could say that my writing speed has increased, and actually, it has a little. Probably the best thing that came out of NaBloPoMo is that now I have a fairly long list of potential blogging topics. If only I could find someone to write post on these topics. I really wish I could think of something profound to say to end this whole NaBloPoMo experiment, but mostly I just want to be done. So I guess I’m done. If I don’t talk to you before then, have a Merry Christmas!!! (or Hanukah, or Kwanzaa, or Winter Festival of Lights). The End.

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I’m sure you are familiar with Thomas Young’s Double Slit Experiment. I mean, who isn’t? In case you missed that day of modern physics in college, you can watch the video below to review.

Basically, if you shine light through one slit, the light acts like a particle, but if you shine light through two slits, it acts like a wave. What’s even stranger, is that if you shine one photon at a time towards two slits, it still acts like a wave. Even though it’s just one particle. But wait, there’s more! If you shine light at two slits, but you set up a detector to see which slit the light travels through, the light goes back to acting like a particle. It appears that light changes it’s behavior depending on how you observe it. Weird.

I want you to do a new experiment for me. Create two screens where when a photon hits the screen, a blip appears so that you know where the photon hit the screen. In one of these screens, cut out two slits. Then put the screen with the double slit in front of the other screen and shine a light, one photon at a time, towards the double slit. If the photon does not go through one of the slits, you will see a blip on the first screen. If it does go through one of the slits on the first screen, you will not see a blip on the first screen, but you will see a blip on the second screen. Repeat this experiment many times keeping track of the location of the blips on the second screen, then let me know what pattern appears. Will it be a wave interference pattern, or single particle created bands? My guess is an interference pattern. For bonus points, make the first double slit screen some type of powered detector that only detects photons when it’s on. Then turn it on and off to see if it changes the pattern on the second screen.

I know what you are thinking. Isn’t this like that experiment that has already been done where they put detectors in front of both slits of a double slit? NO!!!! The key to my experiment is that we detect whether or not a photon goes through a slit, but we have no information as to which slit it went through. If we knew which slit it went through, it would obviously act like a particle. Duh!

It is possible that this experiment, or an equivalent experiment, has already been performed. If so, please send me the results. If not, please perform the experiment and let me know what the pattern on the second screen is. The first person to provide me with results that are to my satisfaction wins a $10 gift card to either Runza or Sonny’s BBQ. Your choice.

Today consisted of pizza and a movie. The movie was 2012, which was pretty good, but an hour too long. I might be biases though, because I drank a medium pop during the movie, and towards the end I think I came dangerously close to rupturing my bladder. TMI?

The pizza was Valentino’s. If you have never been fortuanate enough to travel to the great state of Nebraska and have a slice of Valentino’s hamburger pizza with a garlic roll, your life is incomplete, sorry. I also had runza and Spaghetti Works on this trip. Could it get any better? Oh yeah, the Turkey was good too.

I should be back to blogging on my computer tomorrow. I guess that means I won’t have an excuse for the short post filled with spelling and grammatical errors anymore. That sucks. Oh, the dog below is Bebe, he likes to jump and chase squirrels.

The Nebraska Cornhuskers beat the Colorado Buffalos today. Yay. They could have played better, but a wins a win. I think they have a shot of making the Big12 Championship a good game. I doubt they’ll win, but I’m glad to have one more game of Husker football to watch this year.

The pictures below are from a store in Omaha called Husker Hounds. It is packed with husker gear. I ended up buying two t-shirts and a fleece, when I originally had no plans to buy anything.

I hope you got some good Black Friday deals. Hopefully you found the perfect gift for me. I love gifts.

All of us here at Roseyland hope that you had a truly wonderful Thanksgiving. We had the standard Thanksgiving fare, you can see a picture of my plate below. A game of password was also played today. I’m surprisingly good at password. A head full of useless knowledge comes in handy from time to time. I’m watching a mythbusters marathon right now, so much better than pro football. I’m looking forward to watching the Husker game tomorrow. It will be nice to see a Nebraska game in Nebraska. You know, away from all the non-believers. If you are going shopping tomorrow, you are insane and need help, but good luck and have fun!

I’m in Omaha today for Thanksgiving. This is my first test of blogging from my phone. Hopefully some pictures show up at the end of this post. One is of my favorite meal from one of my two favorite restuarants. It’s spaghetti with white clam and beer cheese sauce from Spaghetti Works. My other favorite restuarant is Sonny’s Real Pit BBQ, which is in the south, mostly Florida. I’d say this looks pretty good for a post from my phone. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

I have absolutely no time to be writing a blog post right now, so let’s make this quick. Time to break out the bulleted list.

• I’m headed to the great state of Nebraska tomorrow for Thanksgiving. I know it will be fun once I get there, but right now I would kill to just spend the long weekend laying around my condo.
• The bags above are what I take on most trips. Actually, I usually go with a smaller roller bag, but it looks exactly the same. I love that backpack, it has an easy access slot for my MacBook. I always use a backpack as my carry on. I can’t fathom lugging around a bag that I can’t throw over my shoulder. I like to spend my time walking around airports when I’m waiting for my flight. I get bored just sitting around.
• I watched V tonight even though I had no time. My brain needed a break. I had to do some hard math coordinate system timing thinking today. I’m ticked that V isn’t coming back until March. Why do networks do this? This will probably kill V, because nobody will remember what it was by the time it comes back. I understand taking a break over the holidays when people are too distracted to watch TV, but March? Ugh.
• I’m not sure what I’m going to do about blogging when I’m gone. I don’t think I’ll have internet access other than my phone. I also won’t have much time. Either that or I’ll have a ton of time. You never know. I actually can blog from my phone, so I’m thinking that I’ll post a picture every day with a few sentences. We’ll see.
• Have a happy Thanksgiving!

Okay, I need an easy post tonight. How about a bunch of pictures of my cat Earl? Here is Earl right after I adopted him. Notice the giant ears.

I wake up to this view about once a month. I don’t know how he does it, but he loves to throw the cushion off the chair. Notice the duct tape on the chair. That’s because Earl tore the fabric.

Earl is a big fan of nooks and crannies. Here he is in the linen closet.

Earl has a feminine side. He love to accessorize. Here he is in a scarf. He also loves purses. More specifically, he loves digging through purses and removing the contents.

Earl’s arch nemesis is the plastic bag. He love to play with them, but then somehow they get stuck on him. At this point, Earl rationally decides that the bag has come to life and is out to kill him. He runs all over the condo as fast as felinely possible, knocking over everything possible until he becomes trapped under a piece of furniture. Then I rescue him from the evil plastic bag.

In my old kitchen, Earl could get on top of the cabinets. I don’t know how he did it, but he did it a lot.

This is Earl’s most famous picture. I tried to get it posted on one of those cute cat picture sites, but we were rejected. Bastards.

Earl loves to flirt with danger. Here he is getting himself trapped in a bunch of clothes hangers. If I didn’t extract him, I’m pretty sure mass calamity would result.

I don’t know what this is about, but whatever. If you are comfortable, you’re comfortable.

There you have it, a slew of Earl pictures. You know you liked it. You can see more pictures in my Earl Flickr set here.

Awhile ago, like a year ago, I had all these posts planned. I had the pictures all organized, resized, and ready to upload to my blog. Then I never got around to writing the posts. The baked bean post was one of these, and so was the bird nest post. Today is the last of these post. I’m going to show you how I make a tuna fish sandwich. I’m always looking for easy, quick, and reasonably healthy meals. This isn’t meant to be the world’s greatest tuna fish sandwich. I don’t include hard boiled eggs or fancy spices. It’s just quick and tasty enough for me.

Here are the ingredients. Dill pickles, because sweet pickles make me gag. Whole wheat bread, I could write a whole post about how I picked the bread I buy. Of course it has to be whole wheat, but I read somewhere that the bread you eat should have at least 4 grams of fiber per slice. I’ve tried every brand of bread with 4 grams of fiber per slice, and they all suck. I like the bread you see here because it is whole wheat and doesn’t contain any high fructose corn syrup. I don’t believe that HFCS is inherently bad, but it does get added to way to many foods that don’t need it, and bread is one of those foods. Wow, we are really off topic here, why did you let me do that? Mayonnaise, I would go with light Mayonnaise. I like the brand in this picture because it says it contains decent amounts of omega-3 fats. Maybe all mayonnaise does, but this one brags about it, so I buy it. Finally, one can of tuna packed in water. Why you would buy tuna packed in anything other than water, I don’t know. Also, I don’t like the newer tuna in a pouch for tuna fish sandwiches. It’s probably better tuna on it’s own, but it’s too dry to mix well with the mayonnaise.Yeah, I forgot to put the tuna in the picture of ingredients for a tuna fish sandwich. I’m awesome.

These are the tools you will need to make the tuna fish sandwich. Two plates, one bowl, and a fork. The bowl is for mixing the tuna and mayonnaise together with the fork. The first plate is for eating the sandwich off of. I’ll explain the second plate in a second.

Open the can of tuna, but leave the top of the can on so that you can use it to squeeze the excess water out of the tuna. Don’t use a strainer, because then you will have dirtied another dish, and that would be inefficient, thus violating Roseyland’s best practice #17: Thou shall not unnecessarily dirty a dish. If you are reading this blog, Roseyland’s best practices do in fact apply to you.

If you have a cat, yes I’m mentioning the cat AGAIN, deal with it. If you have a cat, once you open the can of tuna, you have about 5 seconds before all hell breaks lose. My advice, don’t fight the cat, just give him what he wants. Take that second plate, put some tuna on it, and provide it to the cat as an offering on the other side of the kitchen. Like so.

Now take the remaining tuna, put it in the bowl and mix with 1 or 2 spoonfuls of mayonnaise.

Put the mixture on top of one slice of the toasted bread. Oh yeah, I forgot, toast two slices of bread, and do it like 3 steps ago. Okay, put the tuna mixture onto a slice of the toasted bread and top with dill pickles.

Finish the sandwich with the remaining slice of toasted bread. Then serve like so.

That’s funny, when I made this, I was in this phase where I had a piece of dark chocolate every night with dinner. I always want something sweet after I eat, and that piece of dark chocolate was perfect. I should start that again. Also, iced tea. I love iced tea. There you have it, now you can safely make a Roseyland brand tuna fish sandwich.

When writing a blog, it’s important to choose timely topics. Nobody wants to read about yesterday’s news. Today, I bring you a story from the recent summer of 2008. One day in June 2008, I came home and noticed that my condo smelled like a wet dog. To the best of my knowledge, I did not own a wet dog. I looked all over the condo and determined that the smell appeared to be coming from the hallway. I looked in the hall utility/laundry closet. Everything looked normal. I looked in the washing machine. Nothing there. I opened the dryer, and the smell almost knocked me over, but still, I didn’t see anything. Here is the cat investigating the situation. You can’t tell from the picture, but he really wanted to find the source of that smell.

The smell was definitely coming from the dryer, but it wasn’t in the dryer. So I went outside to look at the dryer vent. This is what I saw.

I had a closer shot of the dryer vent, but trust me, you don’t want to see it. That’s my dryer vent covered in bird poop. Did you know that bird poop isn’t just white? It also has a reddish component. At first I thought there had been some sort of bird slaughter inside my dryer vent. Then I noticed that a bird would fly into my dryer vent every couple of minutes. Here is a picture of the bird.

The bird kept carrying things into my dryer vent. It appeared that he was feeding something. Great. I had a bird nest in my dryer vent. I called the condo maintenance people to see what they could do. You are probably wondering why I didn’t just take care of this myself. One, I don’t deal with wild animals. They are wild and will peck an eye out without a second thought. Two, it would have required me to spend a decent amount of time on a ladder right in front of my female neighbor’s bedroom window. Nothing good can come from that.

The maintenance guy came out and said that he could remove the nest, but there was a live baby bird in it, and we would have to leave it on the ground to die. He didn’t want to do that, and well, neither did I. Sometimes I think I’m too empathetic for my own good. I mean don’t most baby birds die anyways? Still, I didn’t need that on my conscience. So, I lived with the wet dog smell for 6 more weeks and then had the vent cleaned and covered with wire mesh. I have no idea if the bird lived, but he wasn’t in the nest anymore, so let’s say he lived. I didn’t live in a swampy smelling condo for nothing.