Roseyland

Good news! I have unlocked the key to success. Quick tangent. How do you unlock a key? Isn’t a key the thing you unlock stuff with? Never mind. By “unlocked” I mean that I read the book Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. I love this book, it blew my mind and it reminds me of one of my other favorite books, Freakonomics. Some people are passionate about books like Catcher In The Rye, but not me, I get excited about books with statistics and sociological studies. I know, just when you thought I couldn’t get any cooler. (continue reading…)

This is my new girlfriend Meghan. I know what you are thinking. What about Reese? Reese is still my number one girl, but she knows a man like me can’t be tied down to just one amazing woman.* I’m like Hugh Hefner, minus the grotto. This new relationship has been very exciting. Megan is not like any girl I’ve ever dated before. She is very opinionated and we disagree on several issues. There is a certain tension to our relationship, and I like it. Megan and I do agree on one thing though, the Republican party has a major branding issue. Silly republicans. Never fear though, the Roseyland organization is here to help. (continue reading…)