Roseyland

A while ago, I wrote a post about 5 women that I’m considering marrying. This is a similar post except that it is about 5 attractive women that I don’t find attractive. Don’t get me wrong, these women are beautiful, they just don’t do it for me as much as they do it for most guys. I’m always getting asked by women whether or not I find various celebrities attractive, a question I hate by the way, but these questions have partly motivated me to write this post. Let’s get started:

5. Paris Hilton

I know everyone is annoyed with Paris Hilton these days, but I never really thought she was that ‘hot”. I think it has something to do with the bone structure in her face. I wish her appearance was just slightly softer or something. It also might be because I feel like I know a little too much about her. Attraction requires a little bit of mystery.

4. Halle Berry

Halle is gorgeous except for one thing. Her hair. I don’t like her short hair, it makes her look like a boy to me. I know she has longer hair these days, but I can’t get the short hair out of my mind. This is kind of strange, because there are lots of women with short hair that I find attractive, but not Halle Berry. I think it is a combination of the short hair and its poofed up style.

3. Pamela Anderson

I almost didn’t include Pamela Anderson on this list, because you don’t hear much about her anymore. I had to include her though, because I wanted to talk about boobs. I’m not a boob guy. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like boobs, but I don’t go all gaga over a set of obscenely large breast when I see them. To me breast are a component of the overall whole, and they are most attractive when they complement the body they are attached too. It is just as easy for breast to be too big as it is for them to be too small. Pamela’s breast are far to large, I prefer a more natural look.

2. Cameron Diaz

I don’t know why, but Cameron Diaz looks like a smoker to me. I don’t think she is, but whenever I see here, I just have this vision of her smoking like two packs a day (is that a lot?). Smoking turns me off, so even looking like a smoker ruins it for me. I realize this makes no rational sense, but neither do a lot of things in life.

1. Angelina Jolie

Number one on my list of attractive women that I do not find attractive is Angelina Jolie. In this case what I don’t like is what everybody else seems to like so much. Her lips. Like I said about Pamela Anderson, I prefer a more natural look, and those lips are not natural. They are distracting and they bother me.

I hope this post doesn’t come across wrong. Of course all of the women in this post are insanely attractive, and of course there are much more important things that physical beauty. This is just one of those areas where I have different opinions that most people, and I thought that might be interesting.